prediction : culture : HAS ANYONE EVER MET A "WAYNE NEWTON" FAN? [+] joke ballot by maxxman ACTIVE Thu Nov 11, 04 - Fri Nov 11, 05 Wayne Newton , makes a ton of money in Vegas. He also acts in a few movies. To me he appears to be the ultimate "lounge singer" , a god in "polyester". The closest analogy to him I can make is "Don Ho." He was or is ? the big act for tourists in Hawaii. The guy is pathetic , he stumbles around the stage half drunk , singing his one hit from about 40 years ago "Tiny Bubbles". Any real fans of Wayne Newton or Don Ho? Fans of Don are called Ho - Ho's. Like Bigfoot , ocassional sightings of both. They all moved to Branson Missouri. They're at "Dollywood". They're the guardians of Elvis , who shall return. They're in the Casinos on Indian reservations everywhere. They're a "Blue haired battalion" They migrate between the "Grand Ole Opry" and Vegas. Fuzzy dice and "Dixie flags are their symbols! You don't understand the power of "Wayne". I never cared for newton's, but I do like ho's. I like Fig Newtons SORRY, THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED. Ballot #58225 : Voting Finished : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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