COMMENTS:
Voted : Canada
They could all land outside of ABC's house, knock back a few kegs, mellow out before having to cope with the Idiot Regime to the South.
ABC's first greeting; "How's it go'n eh?, Allow me to present you hosers with this Calgary Flames touque eh, and a very cold Molson"
It has to be the 'Land of Saints and Scholars' Ireland - and the soul, and intellectual and spiritual throbbing heartbeat of planet Earth in my humble opinion. :o)
No one in the USA wants illegal aliens, apparently. I think they'd be cool, though. Maybe they'd let me fly their UFO.
We'll give them some nice weed... Let's break down the barriers!
Human 1: "Here you go, take a hit off this."
Alien 1: "Thanks... Ahhh that stuff is good. What is it?"
Human 1: "That doesn't matter... It's the best, right?"
Alien 1: "Yeeeeahh. Peace."
Human 1: "Peace... I know what you mean. Peace... Looove."
Alien 1: "Damn straight. Gimmmme... a... hug, my brother for another planet."
Human 1: "Yeaah, seriously."
Alien 1: "Don't you ever just..."
Human 1: "Yeaah, I know what you mean..."
The USA wouldn't greet them they'd shoot them, capture them, disect them and experiment on them.
China and Russia would steal it's technology and dump them in a concealed ditch.
Saudi Arabia would convert them.
Japan wouldn't need to meet them as they already have better technology than the aliens.
France would turn them into sluts and give them a spread in Elle magazine.
If a country should go and meet them, it should either be England or Australia. But seeing as no one can understand a word Aussie's say, the best option is England :D
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