result #102993 - WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT PICKLES?

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[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Oct 05,2006 - Wed Mar 03, 10

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Which blonde joke is best?

Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar	18%
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.	18%
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? One	11%
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.	7%
What do you give the blonde who has everything? Penicillin	7%
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? You shine a flashlight in her ear	7%
What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone has been in a 747	7%
What do blondes & turtles have in common? They're both fucked when they're on their backs.	7%
Postcard from a blonde on holiday -'Having a great time! Where am I?'	7%
What do you call a really smart blonde? A golden retriever	3%
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted	3%
What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say? Having a wonderful time. Where am I?	0%
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? Her IQ goes up	0%
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.	0%
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Thanks for the refill	0%
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets	0%
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.	0%
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence	0%
Why did the blonde stop using the pill? Because it kept falling out	0%
Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? It only affects the brain	0%

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COMMENTS:
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

by RobinGaylord on Thu Oct 05, 06 7:39pm [+]

Voted : How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? You shine a flashlight in her ear
Funny ballot

by skylab on Thu Oct 05, 06 7:53pm [+]

Voted : What do you give the blonde who has everything? Penicillin
I could post some really raunchy ones... IC_tune

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu Oct 05, 06 8:40pm [+]

by minni_the_minx on Fri Oct 06, 06 2:03am [+]

This is a phallic joke, right?

by aya on Fri Oct 06, 06 8:01am [+]

What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load into it.

by _Beelzebubba on Fri Oct 06, 06 9:12am [+]

minni, would you like the GPS co-ords delivered to your house along with that cruise missile?

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Oct 06, 06 5:31pm [+]