result #106342 - NAUGHTY ELVES REJECTED BY SANTA AND BANNED FROM THE NORTH POLE.

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best : culture : NAUGHTY ELVES REJECTED BY SANTA AND BANNED FROM THE NORTH POLE.

[+] ballot by maxxman
created Mon Dec 04, 06

Forget the children who've been naughty or nice, what about Santa's inner circle? Can you think of any Elves gone wild?

Woody: His constant erection was a workshop hazard.(A favorite of Mrs. Claus.)	20%
Rumpleminzestiltskin: He'd rather get hammered than use one.	16%
Papparazey: tries to get upskirt photos of Mrs Claus to sell to the tabloids	16%
Drippy: Santa gave him Depends for Christmas.	8%
Windy: Flatulent Elf who stunk up the workshop.	8%
Skanky: Sleazy promiscuous female Elf known to sleep with the Reindeer.	8%
Nappy&Rappy: Bling bling wearing Hip Hop Elves.	8%
Ho Ho Hoey: Works for Santa by the hour	8%
Meanie Me: Antaganistic and confrontational Elf who likes to fight.	4%
Twitchy: High strung nervous Elf on prozac.	4%
Colonel Tom Thumb Up his Ass: Not the most efficient at the Workshop.	0%
Smokey&Dopey: They never made it past the drug screening, known accomplices of Smack,Crackhead,& Pop	0%
Crusty: out contracting STDs when he should be working.	0%

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Voted : Woody: His constant erection was a workshop hazard.(A favorite of Mrs. Claus.)
You've made my day.

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 04, 06 6:00pm [+]

Voted : Windy: Flatulent Elf who stunk up the workshop.
I am my master's elf! Oooooooo!

by FrisbeeFromFlorida on Sun Dec 10, 06 8:25pm [+]