COMMENTS:
FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM
You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
MILITARISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY
The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. You feed them sheep’s brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ENVIROMENTALISM
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
FEMINISM
You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
TOTALITARIANISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
You are associated with ( the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past ) two differently aged ( but no less valuable to society ) bovines of non-specified gender.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Good eh?
Now vote!
Voted : Capitalism
Of the proffered options, it's the closest thing to a fair shake.
Voted : Capitalism
"Are you the Judean's Peoples Front?"
"Fuck off! Were the Peoples Front of Judea!"
Voted : Surrealism
The least of evils
^ Probably the most fun as well
Voted : Anarchy
Anarchy :
You steal two cows, kidnap a woman, and burn down the house of the guy, who had previously stolen them from another guy, after you kill him.
Voted : Tribalism
You have two cows that belong to a clan of all your relatives.
Voted : Naturalism
You have two cows that you don't milk or eat because you're a vegatarian.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
Voted : Liberalism
Liberalism. You can be capitalist if you want, but you're not prevented from forming an anarcho-socialist commune. The only thing that is forbidden is the violation of another person's rights.
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