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with the billions that he claims to have, I would have thought he could afford a better looking one

made out of a coyote scalp he scrapped off the motorway

by seamus on Thu Feb 01, 07 3:16pm [+]

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well according to you, with hair like that, he has to be gay. well, that, or asian.

by Kev24 on Thu Feb 01, 07 3:31pm [+]

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Voted : Toupee
Maybe it was a pet that he was so fond of, he wants to keep it with him at all times

by minni_the_minx on Thu Feb 01, 07 3:33pm [+]

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Voted : Toupee
What seamus put

by socal_sweetie on Thu Feb 01, 07 3:34pm [+]

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Voted : Real
If that dried matt of straw is a toupee, he got ripped off.

by forgetmenot on Thu Feb 01, 07 10:34pm [+]

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Voted : Real
He probably wishes it was a toupee. Then it wouldn't be his fault.

by skylab on Thu Feb 01, 07 11:58pm [+]

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Voted : Real
It's so thin, carefully combed and sprayed --- my money's on real combover.

by mojo on Fri Feb 02, 07 5:32am [+]

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Voted : Toupee
I think that hair-replacement therapy, as stands today, could do a better job than that. Don't see why he doesn't just bite for it. He could probably get a freebie in exchange for an endorsement.

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Feb 02, 07 5:28pm [+]

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