result #112171 - SIGNS YOU MAY NEED TO GO ON A DIET?

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adult : prediction : SIGNS YOU MAY NEED TO GO ON A DIET?

[+] joke ballot by passiveson
ACTIVE Feb 10,2007 - Mon Feb 09, 09

Does this car make my ass look fat? --->

Walrus' mistake you for a desert island	3
People scream "FAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUCK!" when you come around the corner	3
"All you can eat" restaurants close when they see you coming	3
You're fat	3
People yell "Fatty Fatty 2 by 4 can't get through the bathroom door" @ you	2
Your thighs greet each other when in passing; Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, par..	1
No one can find your genitals - not even you	1
You launch into space and the earth starts orbiting you	0
Falling off a cruise ship issues a tsunami warning	0
You nod one chin and two others second the motion.	0
When people jog around you for exercise	0
You cause an earthquake when you go jogging	0
Your belly drags on the floor when you walk	0
You need a double (triple, quadruple) size toilet seat	0
When you go swimming people mistake you for a whale	0
A double wide mobil home is only big enough for your butt	0
Your body is a Weapon of mASS Destruction	0
They use your body as a floodwall during a hurricane	0
You have your own zip code	0
The An-225 Mriya (Antonov) plane is needed to fly you anywhere (below)	0
You try to walk but end up rolling instead	0
If people start calling you Hefty after the garage bags.	0
You start asking: "Does this seal tarp make me look fat?"	0
You use gardening tools to eat with	0