result #112526 - SIGNS YOUR CAT IS OVERWEIGHT?

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[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Feb 25,2007 - Fri Nov 20, 09

I have a fat cat that I call "Fatty fatty four by four, can't get through the kitchen door."
What are some of the signs that your cat is overweight?

No longer cleans himself unless coated in Cheese Whiz	4
Has a smaller cat in orbit around it	0
He needs a ramp to get into the litter box	2
The Zoo calls to ask if Hippo is for sale	2
Has a hoola-hoop for a collar	0
Prefers his cat food fried	0
Eats Bon-Bons and watches Oprah	2
You rent a berth at the marina on bath night	0
Richard Simmons gave up on him	0
The last hairball he coughed up was actually your dog	0
Waist circumference is larger than yours	4
His ass hangs off the chair	0
Has to have reverse-warning chime on collar	1

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Eats Bon-Bons and watches Oprah
My cat spends more time on the couch than I do!

by RunsWithScissors on Sun Feb 25, 07 5:33pm [+]

Voted : His ass hangs off the chair
seriously, my cat is a fat cat, his ass hangs off the chair like leaves on a willow. He lost some weight when he had tapeworm a few months ago and now his skin just hangs there now, lol

He's a maine coone, a really beautiful cat but he is grossly fat! 005

by socal_sweetie on Mon Feb 26, 07 10:39am [+]

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