result #112597 - IMPORTANT PRESENTATION AND BODILY GASES : WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

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IMPORTANT PRESENTATION AND BODILY GASES : WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

[+] joke ballot by LCD
created Tue Feb 27, 07

Sometimes it stinks to be a vegetarian.

Suppose you had some beans in your salad for lunch, and in the afternoon, when you are in conference with 20 of your coworkers, You feel the inevitable pressure of gas building up inside you.

Sure you excused yourself to the restroom to seek relief, but it's relentless, building up every 10 minutes, and you can't quite excuse yourself fast enough, and you happen to be the focus of the meeting, and can't leave without cancelling the meeting.

it's a joke ballot. come up with some creative ways to get some relief.

sneak behind the ornamental tree and relase some gas, hope for the plant to absorb some of it	2
Move around, only pass gas near those you hate, blame them for passing gas	2
Light an oil burner and blame the smell on that	2
Work it into your presentation!	1
Cough really loud, and synchronize the release with each cough	0
Turn up the volume of any presentation, and release silently	0
ever heard of Manpons? search for The Man Show	0

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Light an oil burner and blame the smell on that
Just dont stand too close to the flame ok. lol

by minni_the_minx on Tue Feb 27, 07 5:12pm [+]

Voted : Work it into your presentation!
If you want them to see you as a really creative guy, then wow them with symphonic speechifying!

by Truthseeker013 on Tue Feb 27, 07 6:59pm [+]

Voted : Move around, only pass gas near those you hate, blame them for passing gas
Lean into it slowly and let off a long, silent one. As usual, blame it on the guy sitting next to you.

by _Beelzebubba on Wed Feb 28, 07 10:02am [+]

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