result #113025 - FAVOURITE ALAN PARTRIDGE QUOTES

best : FAVOURITE ALAN PARTRIDGE QUOTES

[+] joke ballot by Kit_Kat

I understand quite a few of you have probably never heard of him, but those who have tell me your fave one liners!!

DAN, DAN!! (times 13)	66
Butter my arse	55
That was classic intercourse!	51
Smell my cheese, you MOTHER!!	49
Smell my cheese	43
Back of the net	40
Yes! Its an extender	38
Twat! That was liquid football!	36
Its hotter than the sun!	31
Lynn, I've put my foot on a spiiiiiiiiiike	30
Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse!'	29
Tell you what. Tell you what. It's nine and a half thousand pounds.	29
You threw a monkey in the sea?	25
Jurrasic Park!	24
Lynn, you couldn't present a......cat	23
Stop getting Bond wrong!	20
Cashback!	20
don't rub your fanny on me	20
Oooooooooo its a good paper	19
quick, lynn, run, they're sex people	19
Ladyboys!!	18
"are you a raver?" "No im straight"	18
the boys are back in the barracks	15
AHAA!	12
Monkey Tennis	12
Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video	11
Boob Olympics, The Eurovision Thong Contest, and Wet Christmas!	10
Oooh mince!	9
Oh, Cook a Cat	8
!Well i don't, cause i use Lynx Africa!"	5

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