result #113799 - EVER FRIED BACON IN THE NUDE? WHAT'S THE DUMBEST THING YOU EVER DID?

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EVER FRIED BACON IN THE NUDE? WHAT'S THE DUMBEST THING YOU EVER DID?


[+] joke ballot by contragrain
ACTIVE Apr 08,2007 - Mon Apr 07, 08
Tell us in comments something dumb that you did, so we won't ever do it.
I'll give an example:
If you're male, and you like to cook with fresh spicy peppers, and you've been cutting them up on a cutting board, and you then realize you have to urinate? Then, when you go to the bathroom, make DAMNED sure that you wash your hands FIRST! BEFORE YOU GO! Take it from the voice of experience! YOU WANT TO DO THIS THING! YOU REALLY DO! Especially if they (the peppers) were habaneros!
This joke ballot has an incredibly serious side. Maybe we can all laugh at ourselves in the process.

frying bacon in the nude 31%
Does starting the coffee maker and forgetting to put the carafe down count? 22%
getting a tube of paste out of the medicine cabinet in the dark, and brushing your teeth with it 13%
lit a firecracker, then forgot to let go of it 9%
checking generator gas with lighter 9%
Grabbed an plugged in electric razor that had fallen into the sink, when it was filled with water. 9%
male -- cutting fresh habaneros, then taking a leak! 4%
walked into a bar, OUCH! 0%
tested a live electrical wire by grabbing it while standing in a puddle 0%
Sat up while enmeshed in the guts of a tow-tractor 0%
Stuck a sticker on Willie, and then cudn't get it OFF! 0%

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getting a tube of paste (sports creme) while trying to be thoughtful by not waking people up with the lights; and, then brushing your TEETH! Dang. Come to think of it, I've done a LOT of really DUMB things in my 43 and 1/2 years of existence.

by contragrain on Sun Apr 08, 07 8:30pm [+]

Voted : Does starting the coffee maker and forgetting to put the carafe down count?
This makes a mess, but when you're tired enough to need coffee ...
by skylab on Sun Apr 08, 07 9:23pm [+]

Voted : checking generator gas with lighter
My cousin was at the cabin with some friends... drinking *SHOCKER* and the generator started to die. She didn't have a flashlight so she checked the gas with a lighter. Cabin still stands, but she lost her eyebrows and burned down the generator house.

Another cabin mishap... during deer season 2k2 we were having a bonfire before opening night. An uncle put some gas on to get it started, but he left a trail of gas leading right back to the can. First started, then trained up towards the can. So the can was spitting a stream of flames and he hurled it into the drainage ditch and set the creek on fire. Well, naturally with flowing water the fire started to spread further downstream with the gas that was on top of it. This was the only time I ever heard my grandpa curse; he stuck his head out the sliding door and goes "What the f*ck are you idiots doing out there?" That was the last season he came to the cabin with us lol. confused The fire, by the way, was eventually extinguished with a lot of splashing and beating at it with the porch mats. At one point the metal culvert started to melt and drip into the water, which naturally made the water boil. Had this happened in the summer we probably would have cooked the fish in the creek.

Anywho, sorry that was so long. Good times at the cabin! razz
by ThisIsNate on Sun Apr 08, 07 9:24pm [+]

Voted : Grabbed an plugged in electric razor that had fallen into the sink, when it was filled with water.
It stuck to me like a magnet and made my whole body feel the way your funny bone feels when you hit it. I used my body weight to pull the plug out.
by forgetmenot on Sun Apr 08, 07 9:53pm [+]

Voted : Sat up while enmeshed in the guts of a tow-tractor
Not a smart thing to do at *any* height, but when you''re as tall as *I* am...
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Apr 09, 07 2:50pm [+]

Voted : Stuck a sticker on Willie, and then cudn't get it OFF!
My step-daus. still laugh at me, to this day!
by aplmac on Mon Apr 09, 07 2:58pm [+]






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