result #114169 - WHY THEY BLOW THEMSELVES UP?

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[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Apr 21,2007 - Thu Jan 14, 10

What might be some of the reasons that suicide bombers blow themselves up?

Your bride is picked by someone else	0
Your wife smells just like your donkey, but your	0
Rags for clothes and towels for hats	1
You can't shave	0
Your wives can't shave	5
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils	0
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower	3
No Christmas	0
No Football	1
No Wal-Mart	0
No Cheerleaders	2
No Television	0
Your wife smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition	4
No Baseball	0
Can't drink a cold beer on a hot day	3
They love to hate hate hate -okay,that is a bad pun.	0
Because their families are being threatened	0
The prospect of popping 72 cherries	2
Every television channel and every radio station has nothing but fundamentalist a-holes on the air	0
Kabul fraternity parties forced to use kegs of fig juice	0
Prospect of spending another weekend in Yemen just too much to bear	0
They are brainwashed cretins	6
Best weapon available to them ....	2
Can't get it up anymore	0

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Voted : Your wives can't shave
How do they practice for that sort of thing?

by skylab on Sat Apr 21, 07 9:32pm [+]

Voted : Best weapon available to them ....
They blow themselves up as you put it because it is the most effective weapon at their disposal.

Suicide bombing started with the Hizbolah in Lebanon. The Hizbolah used it as an effective weapon to drive the Israelis out of Lebanon. Israel had the benefit of arms supplied by the US, these included fighter jets, attack helicopters and hellfire missiles. The only effective response against such superior force was suicide bombings and it clearly works. Hellfire missiles and attack helicopters are designed to inflict terror and mass casualties, as can be seen regularly in the occupied territories, suicide bombers are the poor mans hellfire missile. Different delivery system, same outcome, terror and mass casualties.

by B_P on Mon Apr 23, 07 4:04am [+]

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