result #114917 - WHY HASN'T THE US DONE SOMETHING ABOUT OBESITY, WITH SOME FORK CONTROL?

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worst : WHY HASN'T THE US DONE SOMETHING ABOUT OBESITY, WITH SOME FORK CONTROL?

[+] ballot by jappy
ACTIVE May 15,2007 - Sun Feb 07, 10

So many people are overweight and in danger of dying early due to obesity. Rosie Odonnel, Kirstie Alley, Oprah Winfrey, to name a few, are all pushing 300 lbs at least.

It's time something is done, we need some fork control. It's obvious that banning forks will curb this horrible epidemic.

Why hasn't the United States moved to ban forks???

forks don't kill people, food kills people	4
"Hahah, dumbasses" - Knife	2
Rush Limbaugh would become a suicide bomber	2
Spoons are the real culprit.	1
Now that fatty Falwell is dead, they probably can	0

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What about sporks!!!?

by britvic55 on Tue May 15, 07 10:02pm [+]

It boggles my mind that these women are still alive at this weight. I believe that something in their brains could never let them eat little enough to lose weight. From the neck down, they don't even look human.

I just thought of something....the lady in the black swim suit has huge legs and thin arms. Maybe if scientists could determine the cause of her arms staying thin, they could, in some way, apply this to the rest of her body. Most very thin people have thin areas in their bodies, and these areas have to be doing something to stay thin. If they could unlock this secret, maybe they could help these people stay thin like their thin areas.

by forgetmenot on Tue May 15, 07 10:19pm [+]

I meant--most very HEAVY people have thin areas in their bodies.....

by forgetmenot on Tue May 15, 07 10:20pm [+]

That's a really big problem...

by thesoothsayer on Tue May 15, 07 10:58pm [+]

A better idea would be for supermarkets to make the cake aisle narrower.

by britvic55 on Tue May 15, 07 11:17pm [+]

Urgh, that one at the back, behind Elephant man legs, looks like she ate a sofa.

by britvic55 on Tue May 15, 07 11:19pm [+]

Voted : forks don't kill people, food kills people
Duh, and they would just eat with their hands. eww

by socal_sweetie on Wed May 16, 07 6:04am [+]

(too traumatized by pic to reply)

by Truthseeker013 on Wed May 16, 07 6:10am [+]

I wonder if they have shitstains all up their asses!

by socal_sweetie on Wed May 16, 07 6:39am [+]

By the time they get finished outsourcing all America's jobs, we'll all be on a diet.

by cranky on Wed May 16, 07 7:10am [+]

You know some of you guys are chubby chasers...don't lie ;)

by socal_sweetie on Wed May 16, 07 7:14am [+]

by socal_sweetie on Wed May 16, 07 7:38am [+]

haha forks? wow.

by Guest User from [66.152.221.179] on Thu May 17, 07 11:22am [+]

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