result #115351 - HOW TO SPOT AN AMERICAN TOURIST?

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worst : HOW TO SPOT AN AMERICAN TOURIST?

[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
created Sat Jun 02, 07

Just what is it that makes an American tourist so noticeable?

Only person with a bottle of ketchup on table at sidewalk cafe	4
Speaks very slowly and very loudly	2
Watch for them grazing around the local McDonalds	3
Hawaiian shirt, shorts and a camera around neck	6
They're the fattest people in the tourist-trap bar	38
Always complaining about the lousy service	3
^ In some cases all of the above...	13
They ask where the Krispy Kreme is in Ouahu	0
they don't stink.	119
American tourists are not noticable	3
Doesn't understand why few people speak English.	0

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Watch for them grazing around the local McDonalds
I couldn't possibly comment ;o)

by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 4:38pm [+]

oooops!

by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 4:38pm [+]

I have no idea

by larrynelmira on Sat Jun 02, 07 4:55pm [+]

*Trying to resist the urge to say 'they're usually armed and in a convoy'* :o)

by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 5:08pm [+]

Shit, I've done it again!

by britvic55 on Sat Jun 02, 07 5:09pm [+]

Voted : ^ In some cases all of the above...
^ LOL

by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Sat Jun 02, 07 10:28pm [+]

Voted : Only person with a bottle of ketchup on table at sidewalk cafe
This is really true, and a bottle of Tabasco sauce next to that ;)

by socal_sweetie on Sun Sep 02, 07 9:16pm [+]

American tourists are not noticable. It's a lie to say that they are.

The above theories are false. The McDonalds thing for example? Nah, all tourists from most countries have that tendency actually. Even if they don't like Mcdonalds. For example a lot of Japanese tourists in India find themselves drifting toward McDonalds there, not because they like it, but because they know it and may feel more comfortable with the idea of it rather than buying the food sold on the streets.

by EUROTOPIA on Mon Oct 01, 07 6:51am [+]

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