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THE DICTIONARY FOR PERSONAL ADS

[+] joke ballot by britvic55
ACTIVE Aug 30,2007 - Fri Aug 29, 08

The real meaning of them dating site descriptions.

Professional Lady - Bitch	4
Adventurous - Slept with everyone	3
Athletic - No tits	3
Wants soulmate - Stalker	3
Feminist - Fat lesbian	3
Free spirit - On drugs	2
Loves animals - house smells like a pig sty from the 37 cats	2
New Ager - Thinks they're from Alpha Centauri	2
Curvaceous - fat	2
Socially active: multiple personalities	2
Hardcore Gamer- Sun? Outside? Life? WTF's that? Food? Shower? Bathroom? What are you?	2
Homebody - Anti-social (as in Misery the Stephen King movie/book)	1
Young at heart - Still collects Beanie Babies at age 45	1
Beautiful looking - Pathalogical liar	1
40-ish - 49!	0
Average looking - Ugly	0
Fun - Annoying	0
Open minded - Desperate	0
Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing	0
Good looking - average to so-so looking	0
Looking for commitment - needs to be committed :-)	0
Into RPGs - 90% of all conversations revolve around D&D	0
Intelligent - nerd who wears taped glasses and a pocket protector	0
Lover of medieval history - Dresses like a pirate	0
Devout Christian - constant preaching puts Jerry Falwell to shame	0
Devout Atheist - constant preaching puts Jerry Falwell to shame	0
Mature - over 60	0
Wants fun and adventure - likes to visit new shopping malls	0
Animal lover - has 10 cats and 7 dogs	0
Wants someone to watch over me - incontinent, on a walker	0
Loves children - paedophile	0
Free spirit - Junkie	0
Voluptuous - Very Fat	0
Emotionally Secure - On Medication	0
New age - Body Hair in all the wrong places	0
Looking for open relationship - Married	0
Real Lady / Gentleman - misanthrope	0
Open-minded: bring handcuffs, whips, and a 'safe word'	0
Deep: manic depressive, suicidal	0
Sensetive- Will bawl about everything...for no reason at all	0

Ballot #117461: has 31 total votes.
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COMMENTS:
Voted : Loves animals - house smells like a pig sty from the 37 cats
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by britvic55 on Fri Aug 31, 07 7:14am [+]

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