COMMENTS:
Voted : I will definitely vote
Or I could lie a lot and run for public office. I know people who could fill that role rather well.
Voted : I will definitely vote
I'd run for office, but I'm still afraid that I'll pound some moe-ron into mush. I'd enlist, but they're not taking guys with one lung. (Yet.) And I have this congenital condition that doesn't allow me to shut up.
Voted : I will campaign for my candidate
Watch the Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight! Tom Cruise, the Sex Pistols and the mad doctor himself. What a lineup!
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