result #119148 - THINGS PEOPLE SAY AT A FUNERAL...

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advice : THINGS PEOPLE SAY AT A FUNERAL...

[+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer
ACTIVE Nov 04,2007 - Mon Nov 03, 08

We've all been there...one day you may be the "star" of the show...what of some of the things we say or overhear at these solemn gatherings ?

"He was a good man"	10
When are they reading the will?	9
"I'm so sorry."	8
It'll be you next	5
"I'm gonna need a drink or three after this."	3
"He looks better than in real life"	2
"He was too young to die"	2
The B*stard still owes me twenty bucks	2
Better him than me	2
"Looks just like him"	1
If he wasn't dead already, he'd drop dead once he saw the bill for all this.	1
"I can't believe he's gone"	0

Ballot #119148: has 45 total votes.
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COMMENTS:
Voted : "I'm so sorry."
Could have, should have, would have.

by forgetmenot on Sun Nov 04, 07 12:32pm [+]

Voted : "I'm so sorry."
This one is used a lot.

by UncleRandy on Sun Nov 04, 07 1:23pm [+]

Voted : "He was a good man"
But only when the family is within earshot. Beyond that, it's no holds barred.

by Truthseeker013 on Sun Nov 04, 07 5:18pm [+]

Did you notice how they're dressed? If they were still alive they wouldn't be caught dead dressed like that!

by Lemmingstraggler on Tue Nov 06, 07 12:28pm [+]