result #119158 - REPERCUSSIONS OF BUSH & CHENEY'S INVASION OF THE NORTH POLE.

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REPERCUSSIONS OF BUSH & CHENEY'S INVASION OF THE NORTH POLE.


[+] ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Nov 05,2007 - Tue Nov 04, 08
Always looking to expand their empire,Bush & Cheney look usurp Santa Claus monopoly on Christmas.
What would the results be.

Chinese laborers are brought in to replace the Elves,lowering the quality of said product. 5
All North Pole Santa's Workshop positions are outsourced to India. 3
Bush & Cheney justify their Invasion by saying Santa is building an Elf army, and hiding W.M.D's. 2
Santa goes into exile, and forms a coalition government with the Dalai Lama. 2
Michael Vick is brought in to "reeducate and train" Santas Reindeer. 1
Exxon,Mobil,Shell and others follow on the heels of the invasion, searching for oil in the Polar Ice 0
All North Pole post Invasion contracts go to Haliburton. 0
The Bush daughters tur the indigenous elves into raging Alcoholics with their constant partying . 0
Lynndie England is given a free hand in Elf interigation. 0
Marked rise in acts of Inuit insurgency 0

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Just in time for Christmas.

by maxxman on Mon Nov 05, 07 1:44am [+]

Bush and Cheney will take complete control of Santa's advanced surveillance system - "We know if you're with us or against us. We know everything you do. We know if you've been bad or good, so be good or it's Gitmo for you.".
by Lemmingstraggler on Mon Nov 05, 07 2:03am [+]

^ Oh, crap. Never thought of that option.
by Truthseeker013 on Tue Nov 06, 07 2:29pm [+]






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