result #119573 - ACCUSED BRITISH FLASHER USES "SMALL WEENER" DEFENSE

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prediction : ACCUSED BRITISH FLASHER USES "SMALL WEENER" DEFENSE

[+] ballot by UncleRandy
created Fri Nov 30, 07

Do you really want to admit that you have a small penis to get out of going to jail? Maybe, if you're Michael Carney, 41 of Great Britain.

A BRITISH man accused of being a serial flasher who sexually assaulted girls as young as 13 has told a court his genitals were very small and he would be too embarrassed to expose them.
Michael Carney, 41, also showed the jury in Teeside Crown Court photographs as proof, the BBC reported.
"It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that," Carney told the court.
"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."
The defence didn't work because the father of two from Stockton in Teesside was convicted of seven counts of outraging public decency.
The jury was then told he had five convictions for sex assaults.
The court was told Carney exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home. He was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home.

What a Dumb Fuck!

If the rubber doesn't fit you must acquit

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COMMENTS:
Lol, this made me laugh.

"It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that,"

He said all that, implying that he couldn't be guilty cos he wouldn't flash his little dick in public as he'd be sooo ashamed.

Yet he smiled and licked his lips as he showwed his lil wiener photo to the judge and jury, classic!!

by britvic55 on Fri Nov 30, 07 7:43pm [+]

Voted : If the rubber doesn't fit you must acquit
I'd gladly make his small weiner smaller...

by Truthseeker013 on Sat Dec 01, 07 5:51am [+]

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