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recommend : ADD A LINE: THE BALLOTEERS' SAGA...

[+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer
ACTIVE Dec 08,2007 - Sun Dec 07, 08

Add a Line to the story, let's see where it goes...rhyme, no rhyme, change the subject, but please try not to go X-rated...

Where the gorgonzola's the very top, but their brie could be a bit better.	2
And bereft of my cheddar I surely must die	1
For cheddar's the staple upon which I feed	1
Plus he knows where there's cheddar, which I really need	1
The old man said Duck, please, please don't bite Dick, I know he deserves it, but he is quite sick	1
"Can I buy you a drink? Would you like a cigar?"	0
He said, "can I help you guys get back to you car"	0
Upon hearing this, the duck was in awe	0
I'll bring to you, a nice treat back	0
Plus I'll get you a job, selling Aflac	0
If you watch my house (and please look for my keys)	0
The little Old Man ran out of cheese and decided to go to the mall...	0
He was on his way to buy some cheese, when guess who he saw in the hall?	0
'Twas ol' Dick Cheney clutching his chest and when he breathed he'd wheeze.	0
The little Old Man asked if he was ok, and if he knew where to find some good cheese.	0
Dick replied, I know a shop with extraordinary cheddar	0
But as he paused, Dick suddenly turned pale	0
And fell to his knees and let out a wail	0
I am undone, for seeking to please	0
This little old man who was looking for cheese	0
I totally betrayed my own set of ethics	0
For eating animal products is totally sick!	0
But I'm still on my way to get cheese	0
But I can't lock the door because I can't find the keys	0
And I can't find the locksmith's number, help me, please	0
And Dick lyin' here, I'd better get help	0
His face has turned blue, and he's starting to yelp!	0
When suddenly Dick got up off his back	0
Said, "Bring me my shotgun! I heard something quack!"	0
When lo and behold a duck walked on by	0
Stepped right up to Dick, and spit in his eye	0
Dick frantically groped for his rifle	0
For everybody knows, with Dick you don't trifle	0
The duck shook it off and chased him all over	0
Like Dick's butt was the range, and the duck a Range Rover	0
Dick was hauling ass, but the duck was closing in fast	0
Cried the duck, "Say your prayers Dick, I've got you at last!"	0
If I save his life, he may give me a ride	0
I know dick deserves it, but please let Dick slide	0
So I need Dick, he will be my guide	0
Dick was relieved, the duck had calmed down	0
So we got in his car, and headed downtown	0
The lights are much brighter there	0
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares	0
You can buy most anything, even housewares	0
There's a V.I.P. spot at the end of the mall	0
It's close to the cheese shop down the hall	0

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And the little cheese shop's at the end of the mall

by thesoothsayer on Mon Feb 25, 08 9:54pm [+]

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