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HOW TO KEEP AWAKE AT WORK


[+] joke ballot by LCD
ACTIVE Dec 17,2007 - Tue Dec 16, 08
you have been up all night browsing internet porn, and now you are at your desk and really sleepy.

that turkey a la king you had for lunch didn't help either.

now you are just about to pass out. What do you do to keep yourself awake?

jab your thighs every 5 min with the pen 34%
Think about that sweet young thang in the next cubicle 17%
big gulp sized starbucks frappuccino 14%
slap yourself across the face repeatedly 11%
sniff some correction fluid, make yourself high 11%
PEPSI!! 8%
drive trucks that will kill people if i fall asleep :D 2%
pace, pace, pace 0%
PEPS! 0%

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COMMENTS:
rub harder

by ThisIsNate on Mon Dec 17, 07 12:02pm [+]

lol!
by LCD on Mon Dec 17, 07 12:08pm [+]

Voted : jab your thighs every 5 min with the pen
This one always works for me when I can't stay awake!
by RunsWithScissors on Mon Dec 17, 07 12:31pm [+]

Voted : PEPSI!!
And if that don't work just think what may heppen to your hands if I'm around and you are asleep.

There now you will never sleep again LMAO.
by fivenotes on Mon Dec 17, 07 1:22pm [+]

^Happen
by fivenotes on Mon Dec 17, 07 1:48pm [+]

Voted : drive trucks that will kill people if i fall asleep :D
yup. butch aint i?
by quirk99 on Mon Dec 17, 07 4:54pm [+]

Voted : Think about that sweet young thang in the next cubicle
You know, with the...

...and the...

Again, you're too young for this, folks.
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 17, 07 6:24pm [+]






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