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PICKUP LINES USED BY SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE.


[+] ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Dec 24,2007 - Tue Dec 23, 08
What's He say when saint Nickie wants a quickie?

(getting a hooker) HO HO HO I'm gonna slide down you chimney. 1
If you want to see the North Pole, unbuckle my pants and head south! 1
Lady with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonite? 1
Let's play International War 2007, I'll be Iraq, and you can blow the hell out of me! 1
"Honey, you could even say it glows. 1
Wanna see my winter wonderland? 1
How about letting Ol' Santa reach down inside your stocking. 0
My bag is empty, but there's something in my pants just for you. 0
Then sit on Santa's face, and give him what he wants! 0
Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want. 0
Wanna get sleighed? 0
How about my Chestnuts roasting on the open fire of your tongue? 0

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Lady with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonite?
I just might try that one day.

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 24, 07 4:52am [+]

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