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"Call him and say your hiding in his basement" grrr... that should say "you're" not "your" The self edit isn't working.
Voted : "Hmm... You look like you'd be mighty tasty with taters n' gravy"
And then tell them the story about how you had to eat your children to survive the Great Depression.
And then remind them that we might be headed for an economic recession...
Voted : Stare at him through his bedroom window in the middle of the night
In an evil clown costume.
^ Hell, that would scare me. Reminds me of the time not too long ago me and my dad was working in his workroom outside. I glanced at the window and saw this black and white cat on the other side of the window just staring in at us, with eyes real wide. He stared for a couple of seconds and then ran off. Just a cat, but sort of creepy. The same cat has done it once since then. I guess that's their neighborhood peeping tom. Literally.
^ LOL!!!
by mojo on Fri Apr 04, 08 4:54am
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self edit works now.
by LCD on Fri Apr 04, 08 10:20am
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Voted : Tell him his parents bought him used at a thrift shop
and now that he's getting too old, they are going to donate him back and get another used kid.
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