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I am NEVER late for work, so if I ever were to be, it would be SOMEBODY ELSE'S fault.
Voted : All of the above
While looking at the Playboy channel on the internet, I was abducted by flying monkeys who took the scenic route, because I overslept. Their car broke down and I was then mugged by people waiting in a long drive-thu line at McDonalds. I didn't care because I hate my job.
^Good one!
Thanks. Think it'll work if I actually use it as an excuse?
I always wait until the last minute to go to work because the of the unpleasant work atmosphere.
It's like a Nazi Slave Labor Camp.
No talking, No walking around, everything that goes wrong is YOUR fault, they lie about everything, everything is YOUR responsiblity, no reason excepted for NOT coming work, etc. You get the picture.
Voted : Because I'm banging the boss's wife
I'm a dog like that...
Grapost, that I do. Lived that kind of Hell for eight years.
And, for those who know me and are gaping at my last, I'm really tired, it's been a long, bad day and my inhibitions are somewhere forty miles east of my computer.
I work for the Federal Government. Need I Say More?
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