COMMENTS:
Voted : Meathead.
My uncle used to call me a "semi-retarded meathead." Of course he doesn't have a job, married trailer trash, has previously divorced twice, was recently jailed for domestic abuse, and can't legally possess a firearm anymore. I think I win.
Voted : Meathead.
I've never called anyone it but it sounds funny.
But "fuckhead" should be on the list as well. ;)
Voted : Dickhead.
Hey, dickhead!
When I was still married, I used to call my husband dickhead all the time!
Voted : Shithead.
I use this one a lot.
Dildohead has been by far the funniest I've encountered.
Our highschool chemistry teacher called the class this one time. Being the joking type and always messing around with us, he called us this after most of the class couldn't grasp the way that he was trying to explain something. He said, "Gosh, yall are a bunch of dildoheads!". We laughed and snickered for about the next 10 minutes. He was puzzled as to what we were laughing at and said finally, "oh well, must have been something I said."
Knowing him, he didn't know what a dildo was. So instead of being shocked and insulted, the whole class started snickering under their breath. We didn't tell him what it meant either, as we were hoping he'd call the next class that and they'd get a good laugh out of it too. Or better yet, ask someone in the teachers lounge what a dildo was.
Knucklehead. That's what my Dad called me when I screwed up.
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