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JOHN MCCAIN IS SO OLD THAT:


[+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer
ACTIVE May 16,2008 - Sat May 16, 09
Just how old is John ? Here are some unverified facts...

It took him a million years to get his sight back from watching the big bang. 5
He remembers the Ice Age like it was yesterday 3
he's even older than the Rolling Stones 3
He's 11 years older than Hillary 3
He remembers when the dead sea was only sick 2
He's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license 1
When Moses split the Red Sea, he was on the other side fishing 1
Once had an affair with Helen of Troy (she saw him as a father figure). 1
He's been dead for years now... He just hasn't the sense to lie down yet. 1
He farts dust 1
His social Security number is 1 0
His birth certificate expired 0
He went back for seconds at the last supper 0
He owes Jesus a nickel 0
He's been around since BEFORE dirt 0
He witnessed the signing of the Declaration of Independence 0
He was at the Boston Tea Party 0
He fought in the Gallic Wars 0
He CAUSED the extinction of the dinosaurs (except himself) 0
He remembers what the best thing was before sliced bread 0
he remembers the invention of the wheel 0
That his license number is: 1 0
He's aged out of AARP 0
he became friends with the dinosaurs. 0
He knows where Moses was buried. 0
He was a senator.... in the Republic of Rome. 0

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COMMENTS:
In the ballot title, change the SO to AN and change the H in THAT to a W and we have a verified fact. ;o)

by britvic55 on Fri May 16, 08 9:05pm [+]

Voted : That his license number is: 1
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by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Fri May 16, 08 9:25pm [+]

He's an old prick. He's not good enough to be a twat.
by forgetmenot on Sat May 17, 08 7:33am [+]

Voted : He's been dead for years now... He just hasn't the sense to lie down yet.
by UncleRandy on Sat May 17, 08 8:37am [+]

Voted : He's 11 years older than Hillary
He's still a crook.
by _Beelzebubba on Mon May 19, 08 9:41am [+]

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