result #126865 - WHICH OF THESE ALTERNATE DEFINITIONS DO YOU LIKE BEST?

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best : WHICH OF THESE ALTERNATE DEFINITIONS DO YOU LIKE BEST?

[+] joke ballot by justanother
ACTIVE May 22,2008 - Fri May 22, 09

Which of these neologisms from a Washington Post contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words do you like the best?

Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuc	3
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.	2
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.	2
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs	1
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.	1
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.	1
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.	1
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.	1
Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.	1
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.	0
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.	0
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.	0
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgow	0
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.	0
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.	0
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his or her conversation with Yiddishisms.	0

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
I would offer my own alternate definition, but as you all know, I'm a "reneger". MAG_rofl

by _Beelzebubba on Thu May 22, 08 8:55am [+]

Voted : Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Nothing like a good Fart Joke.

by UncleRandy on Thu May 22, 08 3:31pm [+]

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