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I start at page one and go right through to the end.
Voted : Front page
Seems like a logical starting point.
Voted : Local news
Local then national and the world.
Voted : I don't read newspapers
I cannot stand newspapers. Why anybody possibly wants to delve their way through seventy odd pages of misinformed, biased rhetoric on a daily basis is a mystery to me.
Here’s a quick synopsis of the British press:
The Sun – Tits, sports, celebrity gossip
The Daily Mirror – Cleavage, sports, celebrity gossip
The Daily Express- Madeleine McCann, Princess Diana
The Daily Mail – ‘This country used to be great – now it is shit and we’re going to tell you why it’s all Labours fault…’
The Daily Sport/Star – Tits, titties, nipples, breasts, jugs, bazooka’s, melons and boobs
The Times/The Guardian/Broadsheets in general– Endless columns by opinionated egotists trying to convince you that the world would be in a perpetual state of bliss if they were in charge.
Waste of recycled paper, in my opinion.
Voted : Front page
Or whichever way the machine puts it together that day.
Oh, winston, expect a number of inquiries as to where copies of the Daily Sport/Star can be had.
^^Just look at the pictures... 
Voted : Front page
First page and main news first. Then local stuff.
Being published in a rural town, the paper here isn't big at all and local 'gossip' takes up a good part of it. Sometimes though the articles on local history and outdoor activities are more interesting than what's on the front page.
Voted : Local news
I read the local first to see if anyone I know has been arrested, obituaries to see if anyone I know has died, then world news and sports section
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