result #128513 - STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE...

best : culture : STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE...

[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba

Author Christian Lander has a new book and website (ballot title, dot com) about the many fancies of the ofay honkey cracker.

I can't believe coffee was #1 and mayonnaise didn't even make the list.

Feel free to list your favorite or add a new one.

Count how many you like and tell us what percent white this makes you. If you like them all, that make you 105% white and your butt may possibly be concave.

According to this list, I'm about 15% white.

Pronouncing the words "Ask", "Business" and Escape" correctly	26%
Other White people	15%
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes	3%
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada	3%
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People	3%
#49 Vintage	3%
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report	3%
#31 Snowboarding	3%
#24 Wine	3%
#17 Hating their Parents	3%
#11 Asian Girls	3%
Mayonnaise	3%
Moving farther away from the city with every generation	3%
Walking with their ass all tight	3%
Beef Jerky	3%
Swimming	3%
Metal	3%
#105 Unpaid Internships	0%
#104 Girls with Bangs	0%
#103 Sweaters	0%
#102 Children’s Games as Adults	0%
#101 Being Offended	0%
#100 Bumper Stickers	0%
#99 Grammar	0%
#98 The Ivy League	0%
#97 Scarves	0%
#96 New Balance Shoes	0%
#95 Rugby	0%
#94 Free Healthcare	0%
#93 Music Piracy	0%
#92 Book Deals	0%
#91 San Francisco	0%
#90 Dinner Parties	0%
#89 St. Patrick’s Day	0%
#88 Having Gay Friends	0%
#86 Shorts	0%
#85 The Wire	0%
#84 T-Shirts	0%
#83 Bad Memories of High School	0%
#82 Hating Corporations	0%
#81 Graduate School	0%
#80 The Idea of Soccer	0%
#79 Modern Furniture	0%
#78 Multilingual Children	0%
#77 Musical Comedy	0%
#76 Bottles of Water	0%
#74 Oscar Parties	0%
#73 Gentrification	0%
#72 Study Abroad	0%
#71 Being the only white person around	0%
#70 Difficult Breakups	0%
#69 Mos Def	0%
#68 Michel Gondry	0%
#67 Standing Still at Concerts	0%
#66 Divorce	0%
#65 Co-Ed Sports	0%
#64 Recycling	0%
#63 Expensive Sandwiches	0%
#61 Bicycles	0%
#60 Toyota Prius	0%
#59 Natural Medicine	0%
#58 Japan	0%
#57 Juno	0%
#56 Lawyers	0%
#55 Apologies	0%
#54 Kitchen Gadgets	0%
#53 Dogs	0%
#52 Sarah Silverman	0%
#51 Living by the Water	0%
#50 Irony	0%
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops	0%
#47 Arts Degrees	0%
#46 The Sunday New York Times	0%
#45 Asian Fusion Food	0%
#44 Public Radio	0%
#43 Plays	0%
#42 Sushi	0%
#41 Indie Music	0%
#40 Apple Products	0%
#39 Netflix	0%
#38 Arrested Development	0%
#37 Renovations	0%
#36 Breakfast Places	0%
#34 Architecture	0%
#33 Marijuana	0%
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism	0%
#30 Wrigley Field	0%
#29 80s Night	0%
#28 Not having a TV	0%
#27 Marathons	0%
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)	0%
#25 David Sedaris	0%
#23 Microbreweries	0%
#22 Having Two Last Names	0%
#21 Writers Workshops	0%
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture	0%
#19 Traveling	0%
#18 Awareness	0%
#16 Gifted Children	0%
#15 Yoga	0%
#14 Having Black Friends	0%
#13 Tea	0%
#12 Non-Profit Organizations	0%
#10 Wes Anderson Movies	0%
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside	0%
#8 Barack Obama	0%
#7 Diversity	0%
#6 Organic Food	0%
#5 Farmer’s Markets	0%
#4 Assists	0%
#3 Film Festivals	0%
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to	0%
#1 Coffee	0%
The Boondocks	0%
Light Beer	0%
Planting a garden	0%
Pickup Trucks (American made)	0%
SPF 30	0%
Lawrence Welk	0%
Rennaisance Fairs	0%
Bar Mitzvahs	0%
Toupees	0%
Oktoberfest	0%
Mountain Climbing	0%
Alton Brown	0%
Dukes of Hazzard	0%
The Rennaisance	0%
Keeping a bruthah down	0%
Guilt	0%
Chopping Firewood	0%
Country Music	0%

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COMMENTS:
Voted : #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
That's bullshit!

They should have their own seperate entry on the list.

by _Beelzebubba [+]

wow, thats a long list.

looking at it, it's probably what most people like white or not, except maybe #10.

by LCD [+]

Here's my 15 Bubba-approved choices.

#101 Being Offended
#99 Grammar
#93 Music Piracy
#86 Shorts
#82 Hating Corporations
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#61 Bicycles
#50 Irony
#44 Public Radio
#41 Indie Music
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#16 Gifted Children
#13 Tea
#5 Farmer’s Markets

by _Beelzebubba [+]

Voted : Mayonnaise
I'm thinking Martin Mull on America Tonight . . .

by mojo [+]

I had no idea I was supposed to do all that. Who knew?

by skylab [+]

Voted : Lawrence Welk
One of the few places where you can still see a black man acting sterotyped. "Our own Arthur"...

by forgetmenot [+]

Voted : Other White people
..and there's nothing wrong with that (-:
To each his own..
Loyalty to ones own is laudable..
Self-preservation, racial integrity, continuance of a desirable type within a species, is good and normal. I like White because White symbolizes The Very Best, at least for me and many others. Thank you.

by BushyTushy [+]