result #131613 - LET'S SAY APPLE CAME OUT WITH A NEW PRODUCT, THE IPROD . . .

adult : what if : culture : LET'S SAY APPLE CAME OUT WITH A NEW PRODUCT, THE IPROD . . .

[+] joke ballot by mojo
ACTIVE Dec 01,2008 - Tue Dec 01, 09

. . . i.e., a sex toy that played music while you were pleasuring yourself. What songs would you upload to this clever device?

(Blame the user Pheasant_Plucker for this one.)

Closer - Nine Inch Nails	6
Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys	3
Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol	2
Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks	1
Love Rollercoaster - Ohio Players	1
Slip Slidin' Away - Paul SImon	0
Squeeze Box - The Who	0
Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine - Simon & Garfunkel	0
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry	0
I Touch Myself - DiVinyls	0
Shake Your Bon Bon-Ricky Martin.	0
Beep Beep - The Playmates	0
Detachable Penis - King Missile	0
Ring Ring - ABBA	0
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward	0
The Stroke - Billy Squier	0

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Beep Beep - The Playmates
Almost left when this one dragged me back...

For you young folks who aren't familiar with this song... well, as the song goes on, the tempo gets *faster*...

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 01, 08 11:47am [+]

I saw a video on the net showing a woman putting a cell phone in her snatch!

She then tried to charge the phone company $200 for HER services.

by Grapost on Mon Dec 01, 08 1:41pm [+]

^ reminds me of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode . . . anyone remember it?

by mojo on Mon Dec 01, 08 2:11pm [+]

yep - i remember that episode

by lightreaper2 on Mon Dec 01, 08 7:29pm [+]