result #140165 - FUNNY FACEBOOK POSTS

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What are some of the funniest Facebook statuses you have seen?

You can't be late until you show up	75%
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them	3%
War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left	3%
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.	3%
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.	3%
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.	3%
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.	3%
I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she’s been giving me lately!	3%
If you're happy and you know it share your meds	3%
Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.	0%
If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.	0%
How did you fit a lion in your pocket? No wonder it's ready to roar.	0%
When snorting coke, be careful. It is extremely difficult to get an ice cube out of a nose.	0%
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.	0%
Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying..."I'm Pregnant!"	0%
We have so much in common. You want to travel, and I want you to go.	0%
You’re only young once. If you act like an idiot after that, you’re gonna need a new excuse.	0%
Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?	0%
Ha! I just finished a puzzle in 8 months and the box said 2-3 years!	0%
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace.	0%
DiGiorno should start delivering, just to screw with people.	0%

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