COMMENTS:
If you are a good Democrat you will not vote for Dean in the primaries.
Dr. Howard Dean... physician, scientist, searching for a way to tap in to the hidden strenghts that all humans have. Then, an accidental overdose of gamma radiation, alters his body chemistry. And now, when Howard Dean grows angry or outraged a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter. The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. Howard Dean is believed to be dead and must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
Hhyyaahh!
Don't make him angry.
You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Tonight On Another Action Packed Episode Of Incredible Dean Hulk. The Dean Hulk battles the Sharpton Gorilla as the investigative reporter John Stossel confronts Mrs.Dean about why she appears to have John Kerry's horse DNA and that he knows Dr.Dean is still alive. Meanwhile the monkey president Bush sends his werewolf soldier Paul Wolfowitz to hunt down the Hulk. (Parental Discretion is advised for tonights episode due to violence and breif nudity in the form of the Hulk's ass)
Cost of electioneering: $40 million
Number of states won: zero
Number of disappointed internet granola lefty Dean campaign donors: millions
Watching Howard Dean have a complete hyena-laugh hysterical breakdown on camera: priceless
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