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only in the anciant world when a prostute was forced to die her hair blond
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. (I don't know how they got there -- it's a joke, okay.) Ten were blonde, and one was brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others.
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning?!"
What did the blond say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
"Look Daddy, doughnut seeds!"
How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It's the one with the kickstand.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.
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