result #17767 - WHAT ARE THE BEST USES OF DUCT TAPE?

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best : culture : WHAT ARE THE BEST USES OF DUCT TAPE?

[+] ballot by TerrorChrist
created Mon Feb 09, 04

I always have a few rolls of duct tape handy because you never know when it might come in handy. I recommend Duct tape highly to all my friends and relations.
Won't you try some Duct tape today?
When you do have some, what are the best uses?

To unravel a giant roll from Earth to the Space station so people can climb the duct tape Spacerope	7
To honestly repair something that requires you to use duct tape innocently	4
To tape an annoying bitch's mouth shut because she keeps complaining that you are going to kill her.	4
To fix a nuclear reactor at critical mass, thus saving the world..also known as pulling a Macgyver	4
Tape a dude's mouth shut--always complaining!	3
To charitably patch a homeless person's clothes to spare him the indignity of his situation.	2
To bind an annoying bitch's hands and feet together because she keeps trying to go to the door.	2
To use in making wallets or other fashionable accessories.	2
To fix the hotel room table that the annoying bitch broke when she was escaping.	2
to duct tape the mouth & hands of the TerrorChrist	2
To ward off Terrorist Attacks	2
Plastic surgery for poor people	1
You add some now because you know you like duct tape too.	0
To cover Canadian and Europeans mouths	0
after you kill someone so thier insides dont leak	0
as body armor	0
Across the girlfriend's mouth	0

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COMMENTS:
A couple of kids made prom duds out of Duct tape.

by Qui_Qui on Sun Feb 29, 04 6:42pm [+]

use it in conjuntion with some WD40, tin foil, plywood, and a yoghurt pot to make a tank. A.K.A. the Mr 'T'

by Mufasa on Fri Jul 02, 04 9:22pm [+]

well ive heard that some girls tape their chests with duct tape to hold up their boobs...ive never done it so ive never had actually had the pleasure of ripping it off my bare nipples while i scream in pain...lalalalala

by jadevixen on Thu Jul 08, 04 11:47pm [+]

To hermetically seal ourselves in our houses, thus thwarting the inevitable Terrorist Attacks that the US Department of Homeland Security has warned us of!

Oh, and to patch together the TV after I throw things at it during Government announcement speeches.

by Cathexis on Fri Jul 09, 04 11:35am [+]

jadevixen, WHAT?! Why would any woman feel the compulsion to tape their boobs together?

by MadhouseResident on Wed May 25, 05 10:31pm [+]

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