COMMENTS:
Regarding the second choice: It's actually, "Listen! Do you smell that?" A classic line! Guess I should know (hence, my username)!
"Is this a great country, or what?" (Michael Keaton, "Night Shift")
: I bet those cops have got SCMODS.
: SCMODS?
: State County Municipal Offender Data System.
--From "A Fish Called Wanda" --
: Don't call me "stupid"!
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" (Rosalind Russell, "Auntie Mame")
: I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
"You only have 75 more to go." (Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters")
--American Graffiti--
: Maybe you oughta shut up.
Maybe I ought to, but I won't!
: Hey, nobody can beat him, man. He's got the fastest--
: I ain't nobody, dork!
: I really love tuck-and-roll upholstery.
: You do? Well, come in, I'll let you feel it! I mean, you know, you can touch it if you want-- uh, I'll let you feel the upholstery.
--Ghostbusters--
: As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease any and all supernatural activity, and to return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray!
: Do you want this body?
: Is this a trick question?
: What happened?
: Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.
: Listen! Do you smell something?
: Mr. Tully, you have been a participant in the biggest inter-dimensional cross-rip since the Tunguska (sp) blast of 1909.
: Felt great!
--Ghostbusters--
: I'm sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you are the man to answer that: How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?
: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
: That would've worked, if you hadn't stopped me.
: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
--Back to the Future--
: After I fell off my toilet, I drew this!
: Are you the Key Master?
: Not that I know of.
: Venkman, get a sample of this.
: Somebody blows their nose, and you wanna keep it?
: I'd like to analyze it.
(Back to the Future)
So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!
--Night Shift--
: Hey, helium-man, how hard can it be to hand out a few towels?
: Well, it's a skill, like anything else.
Many a Sloar was roast in the pit that day I can tell you-
Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor - "Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose. I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle."
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ni**ers, ki*es, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless."
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "You little scumbag. I got your name, I got your ass. You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "I want that head so clean and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "What's your name, scumbag?"
Private Snowball - "Sir, Private Brown, sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Bullshit! From now on your name is Private Snowball. Do you like your new name?"
Private Snowball - "Sir, yes, sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Well I'll tell you something you won't like, Private Snowball. We don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess!"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Private Joker - "How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner - "Easy... you don't lead 'em so much! Hahaha!... Ain't war hell?"
--FULL METAL JACKET---
Private Eightball - "What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup!"
Sex Godess 2:
Would you like to touch them?
Definately.
"Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelled of elderberries!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"That's my skull!"Jeff Spicoli Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
FT at Ridgemont High
: I know that dude.
Which one of you had the theory about President Ford's old football injury is effecting the economy?"
"Did you know Ford was on the war commissions?"
"Who cares, he's outta there this fall, look, we need some alchohol."
"That's a thought."
-Cynthia, Tony, Mike Dazed & Confused
MITCH
Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
MR. PAYNE
It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. Men.
Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back. Dazed & Confused
Motorcycle Cop: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Dumb & Dumber
Well, I like any line from the movie " InuYasha!!"
Blazing Saddles
"they said you was Hung!"
-sheriff,
"and they was Right!"
Peter Vincent: "Peter Vincent, ready to do battle with the undead."
Fright Night
Oscar Madison: Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.
Prof. Jerry Hathaway: Take one and pass them back, just like your I.Q. was normal.
Russell Ziskey: Do the words, "act of war," mean anything to you? Huh?
John Winger: I have a plan.
Russell Ziskey: Great, Custer had a plan, too
-Stripes
I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and
we're in that f#%ked-up bar.
Jay,Dogma
Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to
withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it,
you're mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest.
We went through five Adams before we figured that out.
the Metatron,Dogma
Deep Inside Jennifer Love Hewitt
jen "wow, it's really big, are you sure it will go in?"
jappy - "yes, just grab it with your hand and push it inside"
jen - "ooh, mmm yah"
jappy (grunting)
jen - "oh god there it goes, it's going in"
jappy - "that's right, take it all, you love it"
jen - "do I ever... feels like you parked a bus inside me"
"I'm glad he cleared that up because a whole lotta people were about to buy some Amway products." -- Michael Douglas (American President)
"The only thing you need to worry about is where you're going to get your sweaters when the circus leaves town!" - Tim Allen (the santa clause)
jappy, would you mind downloading a copy of that flick for me? Don't think I caught it on first release...
To answer the question, though, it's "It's NOT my goddamn PLANET, MONKEYBOY!" (Christopher Lloyd, "Buckaroo Banzai")
"I'll carve your heart out with a spoon." Men In Tights(?); "T'is but a flesh wound." Monty Python In search of the Holy Grail; "Do you think he wants some cheese?" Arthur; "A mole? I have a mole?" Men in Tights. "SSSnake Pliskin, I heard you was dead" Escape From New York; "so... this is Paris" Toys; "Go eat something, you look like a swizzle stick" In and Out
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