COMMENTS:
** karma **
The fuel light is on! The fuel light is on! we're all gonna die!!!! Oh wait, that's the intercom light.
"Hey. I can fit TWO of these joysticks in my ass! YIPEEE KAIIIAAAEE MUTHA FUCKAAAA'S!!"
Dear allmighty One, I call upon you know in my time of need, in all the... POWERS of your dark forces... to deliver me from the Hell in which I was born - my father a demon, my mother a jackal. Oh, sweet sweet Satan, now is the time for your reign of death and terror to begin! AAAAGGGGHHH!!!! AAAGGGGGHHH!!! AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
''Ladys and gentalmen I just wanted to let you know that I am currently under the influence of Acid, PCP, Marijuana, and Alcohol, have a nice flight''
.....sounds like its gonna be a interesting flight.....
Oh crap dude, we did it, I can't believe we are actually flying this baby!
"SEGA AFTERBURNER!! Coooool! Uhh wheres thu start button?"
Michael Jackson as the pilot!
"heehee! chamone muthaf*ckas! i'm michael jackson and i be your pilotay for today chamone! yall know what i'm saying right! HeeHee! Ooowww! could all yo little kiddie muthaf*ckas make yo way up to first class for a surprise partay! god damn bubbles, dont push that button! hey, is that smoke come out the propellay normal? HeeHee! lets see what we can do with this badboy! twist and turn! 360! Ooowww! get yo parachutays ready!"
i have cramps and i'm retaining water
"Good afternoon passengers, We're flying at an altitude of 30,000 feet with an unlimited ceiling. To your left you'll be able to make out the lovely polar ice cap on the horizon where the entrance to the centre of the Earth is, and shortly we will be making our way to our new civilization!
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