result #29323 - YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY

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YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY

[+] joke ballot by Trixi
created Fri Apr 23, 04

I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss	5
I don't want to cum just yet.	5
This movie has too much nudity	4
all of the above	4
No, i dont want to have a threesom	4
I understand	3
Better get ride of these old porno magazines, I don't look at them anymore	3
I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist	3
"Not tonight, honey. I have a headache."	3
Does this shirt match with these pants?	2
"I'm pregnant."	2
"Does my butt look big in these pants?"	2
"Can we watch 'Steel Magnolias' ?"	2
i dont wanna have sex, im gonna do the dishes.	2
I want a boob job	2
Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!	2
Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again	1
While I'm up, can I get you anything?	1
No. I don't want to see your sister's tits	0
I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits a	0
I'd love to go antiquing with your aunt	0
are just too big	0
I'm sorry	0
(2 a girl) I like Barbra Streisand, lets have sex!	0

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ROFLMAO!!

by _AM_ on Fri Apr 23, 04 11:25am [+]

This is a great poll, job well done!

by FreeRadical on Fri Apr 23, 04 12:08pm [+]

no kids in the back of a pickup: it's not safe
and also
light vinagarette tastes so much better than ranch,
not to mention
duct tape wont fix that

by in_bloom on Fri Apr 23, 04 9:18pm [+]

Excuse me sir, can you give me directions to the ...

by UncleRandy on Mon Apr 26, 04 1:51am [+]

i've kissed my girlfriend after she's given me a blowjob, and i've told her that a movie we were watching had too much nudity in it. so...?

by h3jm4k on Sun Sep 05, 04 11:46pm [+]