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result #31971 - ATHIESTS, WHAT IF YOU DIE, AND GOD AND ALLAH ARE STANDING THERE, LAUGHING, AS SATAN TAKES YOU BY THE HAND INTO ETERNAL DAMNATION? ARE YOU ANGRY?

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ATHIESTS, WHAT IF YOU DIE, AND GOD AND ALLAH ARE STANDING THERE, LAUGHING, AS SATAN TAKES YOU BY THE HAND INTO ETERNAL DAMNATION? ARE YOU ANGRY?


[+] joke ballot by JAPpy
created Sun May 09, 04
Yes, there you go into the fiery seething pits of the underworld, because you didn't believe. Are you really mad now?

YES I AM MAD!! 11
no, I'd thumb my nose at God and grin 7
No, I like hot places 5
Since there is no God, this cannot happen 5
I thought GOD was ALLAH? 2
This is a fantasy scenario, satan, hell, fiction 2
HELL no! 0
A God would see through bullshit 0
I'd laugh because I'd know I'm dreaming. 0
No way, I'd be delighted to spend an eternity with the great Satan. 0

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COMMENTS:
that's pretty funny. what i find funnier is christians that try to change the beliefs of others, if they were really confident in their beliefs, they wouldn't care what others believe, they don't speak from a place of kindness, it's a place of egotism

by FreeRadical on Sun May 09, 04 11:44pm [+]

It'll be all the Christians, Jews and Muslims lining up to cash in their self-interested celestial insurance policies that God would see right through, and point in the direction of Satan. If you believe those middle eastern fairy stories that is. The righteous are those that do good, not those who follow instructions out of a misguided quest for self-preservation.
by Heretic on Mon May 10, 04 1:37am [+]

Yes. I was also angry when Father Christmas left a lump of coal in my stocking last year.
by mojo on Mon May 10, 04 2:34pm [+]

eternal...
by believe_or_not on Wed May 12, 04 12:53pm [+]

And what determines whether one goes with Satan and one going with God or Allah? Many Atheists live moral and ethical lives, are kind to others, help others, volunteer to help the less fortunate, donate to the needy. They are nurses, doctors, taxi cab drivers, soldiers, paramedics, foster parents, janitors, ploice officers, actors, authors, construction workers, firemen, and fishermen just like those that believe in God. Do you think Atheists are bad evil people?
by Jinn_the_Kafir on Sat May 22, 04 2:53pm [+]

religion is bullshit cuz each one believes you're going to hell if you don't believe in their own religion. Religion is unfair in that way because if you are born in some tribe that worships snakes you've never even heard of jesus, or mohamed, or any profits from the big religions, so millions of people are going to hell cuz they never had a chance to be a aprt of a certain religion??? common, thats bullshit.
by Shole on Sat Jun 19, 04 12:53am [+]

That's a pretty stupid rason to believe in a religion jappy...fear of damnation. That's the same logic a dog uses. Fear. If there really is a god, which guaranteed there isn't, they would be willing to forgive me because it would be their own fault that I don't believe.
by Jigsaw on Sat Aug 28, 04 9:03am [+]

Have you ever thought that the whole 'Christian' thing was the ultimate scam that Mary made up that somehow convinced everyone that she was a pregnant virgin? Back then people were stoned to death for premarital sex so any attempt to stay alive would be a good one. Would you believe your daughter if she came home pregnant and told you she was still a virgin?
by Jigsaw on Sat Aug 28, 04 9:09am [+]

I think this ballot is funny jappy. I dont know why people just can't joke about religion and act cool about it. I know christianity isn't perfect for some of the things christians have done in the past but I still love it and believe in all christianity truly stands for. I think some atheists are so cynical, let us believe in God. Why do our beliefs annoy so many people?
by Susie on Mon Sep 06, 04 4:27am [+]

Jigsaw I think you are horrible. You are not just hurting my beliefs you are calling who I love a liar and a slut. You bad person.
by Susie on Mon Sep 06, 04 4:30am [+]

What if you spent your whole life being a good Christian - and when you die, Allah sends you to HIS Hell for your not having been a Muslim?
by Neal_Anderthal on Sun Oct 10, 04 12:36am [+]

Angry? Not really but I would promise to myself to stop taking free bibles as rolling paper for my joints
by Quidam on Sun Dec 12, 04 7:46am [+]

^Has no ability to creat an original thought.^
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Wed Dec 29, 04 12:41pm [+]

Create*....for you grammar nazis out there...
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Wed Dec 29, 04 12:41pm [+]

God would not be laughing. God does not enjoy people going to hell. God loves us regardless if we love Him back.
by jesusfreak7 on Wed Dec 29, 04 7:46pm [+]

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