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He'd try to cross a street, get hit by a bus, die as the world's oldest asshole.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASS HOLES
ooooooh saturnine is so edgy. I feel dangerous just reading his ballot. oooh isn't satanism cool? Attacking Jesus and the Christian church is like shooting fish in a barrel.
I'm not a Satanist, you fucking moron. I just have a sense of humor. Of course, if you were a real Christian, maybe you wouldn't stoop to "my level." Get a life.
I may have no life but don't you fucking dare call me a Christian. The satanist pop was probably uncalled for. Sorry. Just taking a chance I suppose. I'd take pleasure in calling someone a satanist and being right because they are horrible, selfish people. I don't like jumping to conclusions and being wrong :o( Looks like I only just have a sense of humour too.
You'll want to read about Maitreya then, Dave. He claims to be the messiah for the age of aquarius and is the second coming, imam mahdi, next buddha blah blah blah blah blah. Yes Dave people do have free will. How will "Jesus" affect our free will when he appears on satellite tv? 'Cos no doubt about it, this phony Christ will be media savvy. Please be very suspicious of anyone who tries to bring about world government. It is a way to control people more easily.
Rrrrreeeeaaallllllyy? Who told you that, Jesus?
He would take all those who believes/believed in Him to heaven and cast those who didn't into Hell! (I feel sorry for your souls)
What about a Hindu who spent their whole life helping other people and bringing joy to the world but thought Jesus was a load of made up bullshit? Would God (who loves all humans equally) send them to hell? I don't think so. Instead of spreading love like Jesus would probably have wanted stranger7800 is spreading fear. Cheers.
He'd be in Las Vegas performing miracles 2 shows a night.
I suppose this is supposed to be comical but this is far from that. If Jesus were alive today he would die of a broken heart because we have all disappointed him and the belief in God is diminishing. There seems like there's plenty of antichrist right in this room.
Wow! Better than Nietsche.
He'd probably become a TV evangelist.
"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA.
But the lights that now burn brightest
Behind stained glass will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart."
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Armageddon Days Are Here Again
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Cry for everyone on this website.
god hates fags! this means you! burn in hell you filthy intestinal parasite infected aids scum
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THOU SHALL NOT have these sick fantasies or fetishs about me!!
I am here to save, but if you piss me off, I will destroy your monkey ass and send you straight to hell.
I will turn all sinners into weed and smoke the shit.
Jesus would be disgusted that his name has been used as a tool for hatred, especially against Jews since he was Jewish.
Go to a Major League baseball game and root for the Braves.
He would spank every living person who has ever tried to claim that the Bible supports spanking. It does not. Everybody thinks it says "spare the rod, spoil the child" but that quote was not coined until 1759, and appears nowhere in the Bible.
He would "DO" Pamela Anderson the first chance he got.
He would "DO" Pamela Anderson the first chance he got.
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