result #33648 - IF LOBSTERS LOOKED LIKE PUPPIES, PEOPLE COULD NEVER DROP THEM IN BOILING WATER WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE.

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choices : culture : IF LOBSTERS LOOKED LIKE PUPPIES, PEOPLE COULD NEVER DROP THEM IN BOILING WATER WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE.

[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Thu May 20, 04

But instead, they look like science fiction monsters, so it's OK.
Restaurants that allow patrons to select live lobsters from a tank should be made to paint cute names on their shells: Which cute name would stop you from boiling a lobster alive and eating it?

tickles	7
I couldn't care less, I love eating lobster. Pass the sauce.	6
Happy	2
Smiley	2
I can't afford lobster, they couldn't be any safer	2
Jesus Luvs Me	2
Baby Doll	0
Junior	0
Tater Salad	0
Yummy	0

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COMMENTS:
that is funny. I wonder if I would like to boil a lobster that's genetically engineered to have a puppy's face on it.

by LCD on Thu May 20, 04 8:04pm [+]

If puppies tasted anything like lobster, I'd be eating more puppies than I already do.

by um__yeah on Thu May 20, 04 8:08pm [+]

Mmm, a lobster with a puppies face would look even more like an science fiction monster.

by xxxxxxxx on Fri May 21, 04 12:59am [+]

After reading the postings of some folks on this site, I have no doubt that garlic butter sales would not decrease. :-(

by Cathexis on Sun Jul 04, 04 12:36pm [+]

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