COMMENTS:
OK I'LL TELL YOU:
I stubbed my toe when I got up last Wednesday morning. When I went to turn the light on, the loose screw in the light switch place sliced my index finger and I bled all over my white terry cloth robe and tan carpet. When I went to the john to do my first thing in the morning duty, I was constipated. I hurt my finger again trying to take care of my hygiene. Everything I did all day hurt my finger. I ran out of gas. I was late for work. My secretqary quit. She took the keys to my file cabinet and changed my computer password. I had to call the FBI on her (I work at a high security government facility). When I left for home I found she had slashed my tires. I had to have my car taken on a semi to get new tires. My car fell off the truck. The next day I had a wreck in my rental car because my finger hurt when I was steering. I show up to give my deposition about my secretary & find out that she filed a sexual harrassment suit against me (she doesn't know that I'm gay). By Friday night my finger was hot, red, and swollen. It was infected and I had to go to the doctor to have it lanced, drained, and stitched. It was the worst 3 days ever!