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relationship : FIRST DATE WARNING SIGNS THAT THERE WON'T BE A SECOND DATE

[+] joke ballot by Tadema
created Tue Jun 08, 04

I think first dates are HORRIBLE. You have to go through so many issue ridden people to find someone who isn't a complete freak. What are some warning signs when you're on that first date, that there won't be a second!

Fails to show up for the first date	3
asks to borrow $$	2
Gets a restraining order	2
Wants you to pay all date expenses	2
Keeps forgetting your name	2
He constantly checks out other women	2
Talks badly about his ex all night	1
Keeps shaking his head and says "Why me?"	1
Your name is CoughGnome	1
Nasty to the waiter	0
chucks trash on the ground!	0
picks his teeth with his finger at the table	0
Gets his tallywhacker out under the table	0
her cunt smells of rotten mackerel	0
asks her "Is your sister hot too?"	0
Offers to kill whoever set up the date	0
She wants you to take her shopping.	0
s/he opens his/her mouth	0
Uses her iPhone to get on a dating site during the date	0

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by xxxxxxxx on Tue Jun 08, 04 2:43pm [+]

Yep, pulling the talliwacker out or asking for money would both pretty much make it our last date...unless I told I'd give him a twenty to pull it out..that's a different story!

by Tadema on Tue Jun 08, 04 2:59pm [+]

you could save $ by just asking

by ABC on Tue Jun 08, 04 3:06pm [+]

I think farting then giving it a mark out of ten.

by manc_lad on Tue Jun 08, 04 3:22pm [+]

Sure, I'd love to sit here all night and hear about all of your ex boyfriends and how close you are with the gay guy next door.

Waiter, check please?

by Stewie on Fri Jun 11, 04 12:32pm [+]

"Yes, I'm enjoying having a conversation with someone who is having that same conversation with my boobs!!! He's telling me how his exwife and FOUR kids are better off without him so he just left and doesn't have contact. Oh yeah, time to go to the bathroom and have your girlfriend call you and fake an emergency!

by Tadema on Sat Jun 12, 04 8:49pm [+]

He's Jewish and cant come out on Friday night. Saturday night is fine but you must pick him up bacuse he cant drive until their sabbath is over. He then emphasises how inexperienced he is with sex and asks you to help him out. Then you run like flash gordon and hope he looses your number.

by Beeji on Tue Jun 22, 04 6:45am [+]

Oh! My! Word!

by Beeji on Tue Jun 22, 04 6:46am [+]

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