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result #37284 - I WENT TO THE PET STORE TO BUY A MONKEY WRENCH, BECAUSE MY PRIMATE HAS SOME LOOSE NUTS. WHY DON'T THEY STOCK MONKEY WRENCHES?

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I WENT TO THE PET STORE TO BUY A MONKEY WRENCH, BECAUSE MY PRIMATE HAS SOME LOOSE NUTS. WHY DON'T THEY STOCK MONKEY WRENCHES?


[+] ballot by jappy
created Sun Jun 13, 04
I'm pretty irritated about this, my monkey's nuts are all over the place.

hand tighten the monkey's nuts 5
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COMMENTS:
Perhaps your monkey has metric nuts and you were trying to buy English measurement wrenches?

by Felix on Sun Jun 13, 04 3:01pm [+]

I think you need some mold grips
by chrisjohnp on Mon Jun 14, 04 5:34am [+]

Monkey made up this shit while smoking crack during a gay nig fest
by Ray_Screws on Mon Jun 21, 04 3:39pm [+]

if you think about it would be pretty sweet to see a bunch of chimps smoking crack...I mean like real chimps...I mean if I wanna see some savages smoking crack I'll go down the block!
by Ray_Screws on Mon Jun 21, 04 3:40pm [+]

or even better some monkies...little monkies!
that would be entertaining although the monkies would become addicted to crack
hmmm...DRAWBACK!
by Ray_Screws on Mon Jun 21, 04 3:42pm [+]

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