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result #39697 - HAVE YOU BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING AT SOME TIME IN YOUR LIFE?

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HAVE YOU BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING AT SOME TIME IN YOUR LIFE?


[+] ballot by RobinGaylord
created Sun Jun 27, 04
I think this has happened to most people and usually the stories are not only funny but also a right of passage. So give an honest vote and share the story below.

I'm a man and I've been caught. 719
I'm a man and I haven’t been caught. 424
I'm a woman and I've been caught. 135
I'm a woman and I haven't been caught. 69
I'm a man and I don't masturbate 45
I'm a woman and I don't masturbate 27

Ballot #39697: has 1419 total votes.
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COMMENTS:
The weird thing is I have been caught nasterbating in an airplane bathroom.

by Pimp_Daddy on Sun Jun 27, 04 5:13pm [+]

U just caught me
by ballsack on Thu Jul 08, 04 3:31pm [+]

Yeah, I got caught by my boyfriend the other day
by ladyshanalyn on Thu Sep 16, 04 4:07pm [+]

Look at that, I see several lying women voted for the "I don't masturbate" choice
by jappy on Mon Nov 01, 04 10:46pm [+]

I almost got caught by my mom!
by aya on Mon Nov 15, 04 9:27am [+]

Got caught by mom, a friend, and a few different girlfriends..
by nickwarhead on Mon Mar 28, 05 3:15pm [+]

Yeah there is no feeling being caught.
by Curtis on Mon Apr 11, 05 12:20am [+]

Though there was a close call...
by Truthseeker013 on Sun Apr 17, 05 8:49pm [+]

My god... if you don't masturbate...you date rape... its as simple as that.

xP

Btw... I've been caught. >
by BelovedInsanity on Tue Apr 19, 05 6:42pm [+]

got caught, more awkward than funny. but I did get a good chuckle out of it afterward...
by MadhouseResident on Wed May 04, 05 7:51pm [+]

CouncilTucky caught me, it was animae : (
by jappy on Tue May 10, 05 10:13pm [+]

wait, you can't see me right now can you??????
by jappy on Wed May 11, 05 8:09pm [+]

I was caught masturbating in my late fifties. (I find this comment funny for some surreal humour reason)
by keithsheen on Mon May 16, 05 8:40am [+]

does your wife count as somebody catchin you?
by Slappynutz on Tue May 24, 05 9:08pm [+]

daily ...
by Upstandingmale on Fri Jul 15, 05 11:39am [+]

Yeah I caught you, jappy, but does it really count if I sit down and start masturbating as well?
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jul 15, 05 9:38pm [+]

For what I know i havn't been but who knows? maybe in one of those night someone of my family saw me but didn't tell me.
hmmm creepy thoughts...
by guitars_love_life on Tue Aug 23, 05 6:13am [+]

I almost got caught by my sister,luckly I changed the channel back to Fox news.
by Corrupt on Fri Sep 09, 05 11:05am [+]

Only by choice...
by keithsheen on Fri Sep 30, 05 4:06pm [+]

yes ive been caught before.but dont you think it would suck if u did it in ur girlfriends house and your girlfriends mom seen you?
by ibanez_rocker_06 on Sat Oct 01, 05 8:44pm [+]

Friend of mine was once chilling out, listening to music on headphones, having a joint and a quickie in the comfort and privacy of his bedroom. Turns to grab the kleenex to find his mum had left him a cup of tea next to his armchair. Does everyone masturbate with their eyes shut or is that another ballot?
by ladylazarus on Tue Oct 04, 05 5:51pm [+]

My girlfriends's niece watched me masturbate but, I didn't see her there until after I was done. We ended up screwing each other like rabbits for the next few months. We both liked the possiblity of being caught. She would listen to me and my girlfriend fuck around at night, in the morning she'd tell me how she had masturbated to our sex moans. Damn she was hot, I miss her more than my x-girlfriend.
by remote_observer on Tue Jun 27, 06 1:05pm [+]

^ that comment inspired me to masturbate
by lil_ape on Mon Jul 03, 06 9:58am [+]

thank you
by lil_ape on Mon Jul 03, 06 9:58am [+]

At least I dont think so
by Guyvega on Sun Jul 30, 06 1:10am [+]

Voted : I'm a woman and I've been caught.
Ain't nothing wrong with taking care of yourself, in times of need!
by phillypinz on Fri Aug 11, 06 8:27pm [+]

iv been caught wankin
by Guest User from [124.186.245.55] on Fri Dec 01, 06 8:19pm [+]

Voted : I'm a man and I've been caught.
My sister in law caught me once. I thought I had the house to myself for the day, so I was well into a good one. Luckily, I heard her at the very last minute, so I was able to cover myself up. But it was totally obvious. I was so busted and sooo freakin embarrased. She teases me about it sometimes, but overall she's been very cool about it.
by Guest User from [67.173.63.79] on Sun Jul 08, 07 12:57pm [+]

Voted : I'm a man and I've been caught.
I was in the hot tub with a girl that I liked and her sister.. I was fondling myself under the water and her younger sister noticed and asked me what I was doing.. I told her I was just adjusting my boxers as they were riding up on me but then her older sister (the one that I liked) grabbed my crotch and felt that I had a hard on. After that she had asked her sister to leave as we stayed in the hot tub. I don't know what I was thinking but it was apparently a good move on my part...
by Guest User from [75.176.139.206] on Tue Apr 15, 08 9:36pm [+]

Voted : I'm a man and I've been caught.
My mom caught me twice. The first time i was really embarrassed. Now I don't worry about getting caught I almost want it to happen again.
by Benjammin on Tue Aug 05, 08 3:25am [+]

Voted : I'm a man and I've been caught.
Hold on a minute... (busy)
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Aug 29, 08 6:21am [+]






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