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As my junior-high Health teacher once said, "it's a perfectly natural function. If you DON'T do it, you EXPLODE."
depending on what i eat, some days i don't break any (i think) i say i think because the body might secret minute amounts of gas, too small to feel, smell, or hear im just guessing, anyway diary fires up my gas tank Kraboom!
Onions do me wrong. I can't even eat onion rings. It's deadly.
I've been a farting machine every since I had my gall bladder out last winter.
I fart all the fuckin' time. Once my girlfriend and I were in her car, driving to Krispy Kreme, and I let a sloppy one loose, and apparently it reeked (I say "apparently" because I have no sense of smell), and she asked me if I needed to wipe. The great thing was, apparently the smell lingered and the interior of the car still smelled after we picked up our donuts, lol.
I've been a steady farting machine since I can remember and I'm 62! I've never really known how many times I fart per day.......I just do it loudly and abundantly and most of the time, my farts are absolutely rotten! I can remember the fart-lighting contests in which I used to participate with my buddies while I was in the U.S. Air Force where we actually made bets with the winner being the one who blasted out the largest blue flame! Also, those of us who wanted to be in that contest had to eat a large bowl of beans plus hard-boiled eggs and wash all of that down with beer about 3 hours in advance.....believe me, it works every time! I've always wondered how some people are able to fart any time they want to whereas others including myself can fart only when we have to. By the way, get this: there is a French night club entertainer who just came to the USA and his sole act is farting to music! LOL
P.S. I'm just one big gas bag! LOL
What can I say? I'm full of it
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