result #42250 - MODERN DAY BOY SCOUT BADGES

culture : MODERN DAY BOY SCOUT BADGES

[+] joke ballot by Tadema
created Tue Jul 13, 04

If Boyscouts were developed today, what would be some skills they would need to learn in order to receive different badges?

Pedophilia	6
Sucking up to Big Buisiness Badge	3
Got an STD from a Girl Scout badge	3
Always be prepared with a condom badge	2
remaining in the closet badge	2
Successfully had sex badge	1
Is it a real whore or undercover cop badge	0
avoiding the molesting troop leader badge	0
Water bong badge	0
Collecting from a ho turning tricks badge	0
Understanding Ebonics Badge	0
How to avoid a carjacking badge	0
Staying at neverland badge	0
Text messaging badge	0

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COMMENTS:
using the internet without accidently finding porn badge

by ABC on Tue Jul 13, 04 11:47am [+]

is that possible?

by Qui_Qui on Tue Jul 13, 04 12:03pm [+]

Hmmmm... traditional skills like whittling wood and tying knots aren't so highly prized these days. Instead of morse code, it'd be knowing all the latest text messaging shorthand. Instead of pitching a tent, it would be booking into a motel. Instead of martial arts, it would be knowing how to report an OVER-FRIENDLY scout master....

by keithsheen on Fri Jul 16, 04 7:07pm [+]

Most Boy Scouts take it up the butt from their troop leaders periodically.

by cranky on Wed Oct 20, 04 5:23pm [+]