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what if : religion : QUESTIONS FOR GOD...

[+] ballot by Stewie
created Thu Aug 05, 04

What answers would you like from the almighty maker of Heaven and Earth?

Why the hair around the asshole?	12
I love you, Father--why don't you love me?	9
What is the one true religion?	8
Did you exist before we created you?	7
Who created you?	7
What day did you create Eminem and couldn't you have rested that day too	4
Is masturbation a sin?	4
Why cant animals talk?	4
Is GWB the devil or just stupid?	4
Can you make a boulder too big for you to lift?	4
Who let the dogs out?	3
DO you cringe when teh Christian Right speaks?	3
Why is there no mention of dinosaurs in the Bible?	3
You're not a Creationist, are you??	3
Amanda Bynes or Hilary Duff, Who would you rather	3
Can you explain the Mysterious Ways you work in?	3
Can the family actually understand Stewie or what?	3
WHY did U create Germs to sicken and Kill us!?	2
What is the purpose of boogers?	2
Why are parts of us Dirty?	2
Did you give Mary a date-rape drug?	2
How bad are you going to smack the Televangelists?	2
Why are so many children dying in Sudan?	2
What's the purpose of mosquitoes?	2
Was Mohammed really a smooth talking pervert?	2
Why is Kenny G music popular in supermarkets?	2
Child molesters: why??	2
hell is fiction: just to scare people, to be good?	2
Is it ok to get high as fukk on LSD and meet you?	2
Why did you create the world?	2
Why ruin the Earth with humans? You tard..	2
Underwear, why?	2
Is it okay to eat pork?	0
What's up with Satan? What's his beef?	0
Do you think Jesus wants to see a another cross?	0
Why was I born into a poor family?	0
will I get fired if I spend all day on B&W again?	0
Why do horrible people lead long, healthy lives?	0
What's this B.S. about Original Sin?	0
Why did you let your son die on the cross?	0
Can you help Willie Nelson out with his taxes?	0
Who has the greatest singing voice?	0
nail?	0
Are livers funny?	0
Was Jesus a Jew? Are you a Jew?	0
What's it all about, Alfie?	0
Why all the wars in the name of religion?	0
why did you name yourself God?	0

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COMMENTS:
Is it ok to use my brain someday???

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Aug 05, 04 11:06am [+]

If you're perfect, and we're made in your image, why do we keep murdering each other? Huh, Mr. Smarty-Pants??

by mojo on Thu Aug 05, 04 11:06am [+]

See poll #2512 for the answer about the dogs. That was one of my polls before I registered.

by Stewie on Thu Aug 05, 04 11:08am [+]

Stewie, I have to stop; this could take up my entire day!

by mojo on Thu Aug 05, 04 11:20am [+]

Here are the answers in order...

1. Buddhism
2. To scare away snakes
3. That was Satan's fault
4. Yes
5. No
6. He's a dick, plain and simple
7. Satan's fault again
8. No
9. To filter the air you breathe
10. To keep you humble
11. Because they would never shut up
12. Whitey
13. Yes
14. Just Stupid
15. Wash them
16. Satan's fault again
17. To scare you away from Satan
18. So he could be resurrected for your sins
19. No, it was the milkman
20. Yes, very hard
21. Satan's fault again
22. Satan again
23. Yes, They're going to hell anyway
24. No, just a tall, imposing pervert
25. They couldn't dig deep enough yet
26. Sure
27. No
28. Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet
29. Three-way
30. No, I can't

by Stewie on Thu Aug 05, 04 11:28am [+]

31. Nothing funny about livers
32. Yes, Jesus was, I'm not
33. If I told you, I'd have to kill you
34. Kenny G, Yanni and John Tesh are all signed with Satan
35. Some people are just sick freaks
36. All started by Satan's greedy elite using the poor as pawns
37. It's an anagram for Good Ol' Dude

by Stewie on Thu Aug 05, 04 1:29pm [+]

Stewie is God?!?

by Cathexis on Thu Aug 05, 04 2:45pm [+]

... and yet ...

... it explains so much!

by Cathexis on Thu Aug 05, 04 2:49pm [+]

Who'd you expect? The friggin' Pope?

by Stewie on Thu Aug 05, 04 2:56pm [+]

I would have expected a little better spelling from God.

Blasphemy!

by Stewie on Thu Sep 02, 04 3:56pm [+]

Wow! Stewie is god!

by Susie on Sat Sep 25, 04 9:36pm [+]

Perhaps he was. Say hello to his little friend. ;)

by _Beelzebubba on Mon Sep 27, 04 11:15am [+]

im talking about the show.

by DarkMon16 on Fri Dec 10, 04 3:08pm [+]

Why do children have to die? Why do good people die of diseases when assholes and bitches get to live a happy life until they die of old age?

by seon on Wed Mar 02, 05 2:45am [+]

Why do you keep trying? thats what I would wanna ask God.

by Kisty on Sun May 08, 05 1:04am [+]

Why did you kill my sister and make me watch her get hit by a car when i was 11 (in a cross walk no less) and then let my brother get hit by a car last year in 06, and why do you sit there and let harm come to children that can in no way defend themselves?

by socal_sweetie on Tue Feb 06, 07 12:32pm [+]

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