result #45780 - WORST THINGS TO DO WHILE YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOUR

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result #45780 - WORST THINGS TO DO WHILE YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOUR

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worst : relationship : WORST THINGS TO DO WHILE YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOUR

[+] ballot by ABC
created Thu Aug 05, 04

When my youngest was being born, I fell asleep on the lazy boy, the nurse woke me up just in time

flirt with an attractive nurse	4
barf	3
ask her if the doc can "tighten her up" afterwards	3
ask her if this one's really your baby	3
Turn on the football game	3
Tell her to stop making so much noise	3
Mention that you slept with her sister	3
fall asleep	0
have a heart attack and distract all the doctors	0
tell her she needs to touch up her lipstick	0
tell her how much you dislike her mother	0
How about a quickie..	0
bust out the crack pipt	0
ask her what's for supper	0
laugh	0

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COMMENTS:
How about a quickie..

by Bafkoof on Thu Aug 05, 04 1:11pm [+]

While driving her to the hospital, stop at a casino to make a sports bet (while she waits in the car!) so you'll have "something to do while you're waiting."

by HBinVegas on Thu Aug 05, 04 1:12pm [+]

I was in labor for 19 hours and was not allowed to eat. My husband ate cheeseburgers and later, fried chicken in front of me and then he actually made the mmmmm yummy noise to tease me. He's also the same guy that didn't buy me any flowers or a card when our son was born. Did I mention he was my FIRST husband. He had to go bye bye. :)

by Tadema on Thu Aug 05, 04 1:14pm [+]

heeeeheeeee!

by mojo on Thu Aug 05, 04 1:15pm [+]

eh, whatever, spelling nazis...

by magdalenasdollar on Thu Aug 05, 04 1:33pm [+]

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