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prediction : political : JOKE BALLOT: WHEN HE LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE (ASSUMING HE EVER DOES), WHAT WILL GWBUSH DO IN HIS FINAL WEEK AS PRESIDENT? [+] joke ballot by mojo created Mon Oct 04, 04 leave with dignity 20 Pardon Ken Lay and his other ENRON buddies 4 Initiate a law to make gay sex a felony in all 50 states 3 A whole mess of cocaine 3 That's 4 years from now, too far ahead 3 Yale-style kegger party! Whooooo! 2 Hide the cheesecake posters of Hillary 2 Carve his initials in the desk of the Oval Office 2 Have a coke party 2 waste our nukes on Iraq 1 Have John Kerry's house professionally T.P.-ed 0 Declare Yellowstone National Park commercially available for real estate developers 0 Remove ballcocks from all White House toilets 0 Invade China 0 rape monica on jerry springer--- yay!!!!! 0 Invite islam_hater over for a drink 0 Beg Laura to disclose where she hid his spurs 0 Remove Supreme Court from Christmas Card list 0 Raise taxes in Ohio and Florida 0 Continue lying (Uh, uh! I am *so* president!) 0 Petulantly tell FOX News: Americans hate America 0 Ballot #53778: has 42 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: email this ballot link to friends You can also reach this ballot at : http://BestAndWorst.com/key/JOKE_BALLOT:_When_he_leaves_the_White_House_(assuming_he_ever_does),_what_will_GWBush_do_in_his_final_week_as_president? similiar ballots: 123202. Who was the only president to be married in the White House? 121950. When Obama becomes the president, should we change the name "white house"? 115967. Which U.S. President once gambled away an entire set of White House china? 116103. First president to invite an African-American man to the White House? 126015. If Hilary becomes president, should Bill be banned from the white house? 38068. SURVIVAL BALLOT!! You have riding a camel across the lawn of the white house, wearing a turbin and firing an AK-47 in the air. How will you survive? 90919. Here is a wee joke that is filed under 'humor/joke' ballot 113704. What will you do when President Bush finally leaves office? 79308. Who would you trust more with watching over your house for a week??? 116294. I house-sat for my neighbor's cat last week. WHY IS MY NEIGHBOR MAD AT ME? COMMENTS: The last choise. I hope! by johan_moritz on Mon Oct 04, 04 10:32am [+] Only if "dignity" is slang for 'four years of Corporate Kick-backs.' by Cathexis on Mon Oct 04, 04 10:49am [+] He'll work hard, very hard. It's a tough job. Very very hard. It's tough. Got to work hard, very hard. by elvislennon on Mon Oct 04, 04 11:16am [+] Place Whoopee cushions all over the place. by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Mon Oct 04, 04 12:40pm [+] He will Barricade the doors... running amuck screaming and dancing: But Deddie gave this... TO ME!!! I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it all up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate Give it to me NOW! I want today I want tomorrow I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair And I don't want to share 'em I want the works I want the whole works Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises Of all shapes and sizes And now Don't care how I want it NOW Don't care how I want it ALL BACK NOW, NOW, NOW... Scene fades with GW trying to find a corner to pee in... yet the poor fool has locked himself in the Oval Office... Doit! (insert Laura scurrying in his wake: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo) by MO_ on Mon Oct 04, 04 12:59pm [+] end the world by xxxxxxxx on Mon Oct 04, 04 1:31pm [+] Please, send coloring books to the White House by elvislennon on Mon Oct 04, 04 1:54pm [+] Write a long letter to the American people how all the goofs during his Presidency was a leftwing conspiracy headed by Bill Clinton...and to advise the American people how they to may obtain a copy of this letter in toliet PAPERback for only, $4.95 and $12.95 on his missing National Guard records...It doesn't get any better than this folks... by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Mon Oct 04, 04 1:57pm [+] run amok asking his wife if he can go outside and play. by I_pity_the_fool on Tue Oct 05, 04 12:33pm [+] That's like, more than 4 years from now, it's hard to imagine what he'll do during his last week, it's too far off. by jappy on Fri Oct 08, 04 7:00pm [+] Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha! by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Sun Nov 07, 04 8:01am [+]

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