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Last night I dreamed that an evil imp (George W. Bush) was sitting on my chest and sucking the life out of me.
(Apologies to Heironymous Bosch.)
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:38am
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Yes honey, that perfume (industrial solvent) smells great on you!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:40am
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Sure that it wasn't you that was doing the sucking...?
Les - check out the painting and you'll see what I mean. (And I would rather suck the contents of a vacuum-cleaner.)
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:44am
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That professional decorator made your house look so (hotel lobby) cosy!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:49am
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There's nothing wrong with (rude asshole) expressing your honest opinion!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:51am
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Hey, did I mention that I love this ballot?
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 11:51am
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Your resume' is at the top (bottom) of our call-back list (of the trash can).
Mojo...GWB...Was his back to you, or was he facing you??
Your tan looks so (crocodile skin) healthy!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 12:54pm
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Those new glasses look so (ugly librarian) sexy on you!
by mojo on Thu Oct 07, 04 12:57pm
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We specialize in modern (I'm stuck in the 80's) hairstyles (poodles with mullets) for the discerning southern gal (please don't remove your flip-flops we just mopped the floor).
... eh?
I'm Not(Give me good karma)Playing
(Give me good karma) This (Give me good karma)stupid (Give me good karma)game.
You're the best lover (gerbil weenie) that I've ever had.
yes, you look so healthy!(with your 40-inch waist,fatty!)
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